Craftastic

So you’ve decided to work from home. Well maybe not decided, but more forced to work from home and consumed two weeks worth of snacks in one work day. It’s most likely your second week in “prison” or “creative cell-block 10” and you wonder, how am I suppose to show up?

First rule of thumb: WORK!

Let’s talk workarounds. Firstly, you may not have to floss as often, or maybe even brush, but keeping a clean shaven face, and well combed ( grooming right now is out of the picture ) hair, should suffice. Hey COVID, you closed our barbershops, thanks, forever having hat hair for 2-months: sincerely every male.

Hey COVID, you closed our barbershops, thanks, forever having hat hair hat hair for 2-months: sincerely, every male.

Second rule of thumb: KILL IT!

Yes, still go to your nearest Starbucks, or whatever coffee shop that will serve you and not allow you to use their bathroom. Is COVID hanging around there to? Yes, looking at you porcelain princess. Or! Yes, there is a second option: Make it yourself. Aghast! You actually have to pour water over beans and let it sit, add sugar, and VOILA!.

Look, you have essentially KILLED IT! So save that 3.25, and walk to your computer and start the day. Or, take that 3.25 and support your local small business, because part of killing it, is shopping small.

Third rule of thumb: NAIL IT!

Even before sitting down in front of that computer make sure that shirt is pressed, kids are thrown in the basement if you have any, or just throw anyone who is distracting you, down there and pucker up for 8 hrs. Since, you will possibly be at nose hair close range, here is where NOUSPRINT comes in handy with a bow tie. Sorry shameless plug. But seriously, feel that organic hand stitched cotton, across that buttery face, and be the envy of every business colleague ( crickets ). Possibly, and if you hear or see crickets, there’s dinner; #nousprint is #winning.

In short, you don’t not really need help, you just have to remember three essential things in this world that is now going to be very different post the beer virus: WORK! KILL IT! NAIL IT!